mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
me:
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
me:
Sup.
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I live in the darkest depths of hell with my hoes
I can’t stop laughing
okay but corgis are the wildest baseline doggo, u breed a corgi with any other pure bred and the dog will look like a short corgilicious version of the non-corgi breed
husky:
german shepherd:
dalmatian:
they’re all so beautiful thank you for your time
Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntablesn im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
